Funny:

• In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
• In Texas, no one other than a registered pharmacist may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the street or other public places.
• In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
• In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
• In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!
• In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
• You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
• It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
• In Lefors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing.